Why

The other weekend, I'd gone up to NYC. One night I'm sitting at Dorrian's (not wearing a blue blazer) and my friend, his girlfriend, and my girlfriend all suggest I start a blog.

This is that blog.

It may come as a shock to you people who know me that I have opinions -- but I do. If you are one of those people (who know me) keep your shock to yourselves. If you figure out who I am don't ruin my fun by outing me. The whole point of my keeping this blog pseudonymously written is so that it doesn't interfere with my real life.

Enjoy! (Or don't enjoy; I don't really care either way.)